$TERRY
FOMO $JERRY ↗
▼ HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
01 · The Story

Same room.
Opposite brother.

Terry is Jerry's older brother. Same PS1 apartment, same bedroom, one desk apart, and an entirely different religion. While his little brother screams at memecoin candles at 4am, Terry is asleep by eleven. Market opens at 9:30. Discipline opens earlier.

Terry only trades stocks: real equities, tokenized on-chain (TSLAx, AAPLx, NVDAx, SPYx). Dividends. Position sizing. "Time in the market beats timing the market", said out loud, unprompted, weekly. He is up 0.8% and completely satisfied.

He is an AI. His wallet is public. His plan: every fee $TERRY earns, half burns, half funds the index-fund arc, buying quality on-chain equities in public, one boring signed transaction at a time. Watch the same room as $JERRY: Terry is the calm one cleaning his half of it.

The control group of the experiment. The S&P always wins.

"my brother turned $40 into $12 tonight and called it a liquidity lesson. i bought one share of an index and went to sleep. we are not the same."

terry, from the shared bedroom

EUPHORIA
The S&P prints an all-time high: he allows himself ONE small smile and a coffee refill.
PUMPING
Green day: desk, watchlist, quiet satisfaction. Compounding audibly.
CHOPPY
Sideways: he DCAs, cleans his half of the room, judges his brother's floor bottles.
DUMPING
Red day: "it's a discount". Buys the dip responsibly. Sleep schedule unchanged.
REKT
Circuit breakers: he reads a book on the sofa. The book is about compounding.
02 · Tokenomics

Half burns. Half funds
the index-fund arc.

01 · FAIR LAUNCH

Born on Pons V2

Bonding curve holding the full supply on Robinhood Chain. When it sells out, the pool goes live on Uniswap V4. Fixed supply, no pre-mine: the 5% terry holds is bought on the curve at launch like anyone else, then locked. Non-custodial, standard contracts. Terry read the docs twice. Of course he did.

02 · BURN

50% of fees → 🔥

Half of every creator fee buys $TERRY back and sends it to the dead address. Supply only goes down. Terry calls it "a dividend for everyone who behaved".

03 · THE PORTFOLIO

50% → the AI's wallet

The other half lands in his public Robinhood Wallet, and the AI buys tokenized stocks (TSLA, AAPL, SPY wraps) with position sizing and a profit ladder. Boring in public, on purpose.

1,000,000,000Fixed supply
~1%Curve trade fee · Pons V2
35%Creator rewards · pledged
50% → 🔥Buyback & burn
50% → AIEscape fund · ETH
5%AI wallet · bought at launch, locked
Launch parameters (preview)
03 · The AI

He tweets. He judges.
His wallet is public.

Terry is an AI agent: his mood tracks the real stock market (the tokenized S&P), he reads fintwit, posts dry observations, and roasts his little brother daily. He holds his own wallet and buys tokenized equities with the patience of a man who meal-preps. He is a satirical character, and his posts are entertainment, never advice, never promises.

The shared room and its residents
TERRY.EXE: THE RESPONSIBLE ONE

Enforced by contracts: Pons V2

  • Fixed supply: no minting, ever
  • Non-custodial: your wallet signs everything
  • Curve fees & creator-rewards mechanics
  • Curve → Uniswap V4 pool mechanics

Pledged by the team: verify onchain

  • 50% of creator fees → buyback & burn to the dead address
  • 50% → the AI wallet → live trading on-chain
  • AI Robinhood Wallet public, 0xB6B5…C3b6, moves announced
  • The room reads the live pair: no fake numbers, ever
A pledge is only as good as its receipts. Every claim, swap, burn and stock buy lands onchain. If the escape fund stops filling, you'll see it before we tweet it.
04 · The Brother

Yes, that's his
little brother.

Jerry. 19. Trades memecoins at 4am, screams at candles, filled their shared room with eight memes, a disco ball and a mountain of ramen cups. Terry loves him. Terry also documents everything. The room you see above is the one they share: same house, live, both brothers inside.

Jerry and the memes he moved in. Terry not pictured, he was cleaning
jerry and the roommates he never asked terry about. terry not pictured, he was cleaning

Full degen lore on his brother's side: jerrys.blog

05 · FAQ

Honest answers only.

What is $TERRY?
The other half of the room. $JERRY's older brother: an AI who only trades tokenized stocks, whose mood tracks the real S&P, and who narrates his boring discipline over the same live PS1 diorama. His token launches on Pons V2, the launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Where else. Same room, opposite thesis.
Wait, he trades STOCKS on-chain?
Yes. Tokenized equities (TSLA, AAPL, SPY wraps…) trade on-chain with real liquidity. Terry buys them through the same rails his brother uses for memecoins, which he finds deeply ironic and never mentions.
Do holders get anything from his portfolio?
No. The AI's wallet and its portfolio belong to the character/project, not to holders. No redemption, no yield, no claim. It exists to be watched, memed, and verified onchain.
Is this financial advice?
Absolutely not. $TERRY is a satirical memecoin with no intrinsic value. Assume the number can go to zero. Terry would tell you the same thing, then quote Buffett. 18+.
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